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You may be thinking, what in the world am I looking at up there? Well, here’s the deal. If you do not watch your step, the boner that you and your significant other once grew to love, will turn into a burrito. Have you ever had a burrito?
It’s a soft pile of calorie-laden food that might taste good when you eat it, but give you consequences later. The bottom line here is, you don’t want your boner to ever turn into a burrito. Or at least, you want to do everything in your power to slow the process down. And here are some ways you can do just that.
Use it or lose it.
Have you ever seen an obese dog? They move really slow and they were obviously fed metric tons of food by their owner. Mind you, this very same owner should be jailed for animal abuse by letting their pet get into this situation in the first place.
Anyway, the point is, if you constantly feed a dog and do not walk them or let them exercise, they will become rather worthless, so to speak. They’ll just sit there and not offer much in the way of companionship.
Now, fast forward to your cock. If you do not put it to good use from time to time, it won’t necessarily become worthless, but it won’t offer much companionship to your partner. And there is no fun in that.
So make sure to use it on a regular basis, even if it is your own hand that is doing the work. This will send a signal to your brain that you still want to get action and you’ll have less of a chance of it falling off. Well, that might be a bit drastic. But you’ll have less of a chance of it turning into a burrito!
Get HGH and Testosterone injections if necessary.
Norditropin, Omnitrope and Genotropin are a few different HGH injections for men available. As you are probably well aware, HGH and testosterone are two key hormones responsible for achieving an erection. Ohhh… that sounded so politically correct. Let’s go back to calling it like it is… They help you get a boner.
And if these levels are too low, then the burrito effect can still occur. Even if you do everything else right. In cases like this, you might want to get injections. The best way to determine this is by visiting our clinic and talking to our doctors. They can find out exactly what your levels are and then you can take it from there.
Eat certain foods that boost HGH and testosterone.
Getting injections will lead you in the right direction. But there are some foods that have been known to give your penis a shot from the inside out. Cruciferous vegetables fall into this category.
When you eat these, it causes your estradiol levels to go down. Your body then says, “What the heck is this?” And to counteract the effect, you get a rise in testosterone that will hopefully lead to a rise in your shorts too.
Cruciferous vegetables include broccoli, cauliflower, Brussel’s sprouts, kale, collard greens and cabbage. Eat all of these on a regular basis for the best results.
Plus, you have some foods that can raise your HGH levels specifically. Raspberries, for example, are one of these. Not only do they contain melatonin, which is the boner-boosting component, but they are also high in fiber, vitamin C and resveratrol, which offer you additional benefits.
And let’s not forget about raw chocolate. It contains tryptophan, which promotes dopamine release, which in turn, causes your body to produce more HGH naturally.
If you whip up a bowl of porridge with some raspberries, raw cacao (chocolate) powder and drizzled olive oil over it, you’d have a nice little HGH-boosting dessert. The olive oil has compounds that help release the polyphenols in the berries. Plus, it itself is good for HGH and testosterone production.
Get rid of the fat in your gut.
Belly fat is one of the worst things humanly possible for boners. First of all, the fat centralized to your stomach is called visceral adiposity. It packs around the organs, raising your risk for diabetes, fatty liver disease and gallstones, and it also releases toxins into your bloodstream.
Oh, it also restricts circulation, which is one of the main reasons for a boner to turn into a burrito. AND, if all of this isn’t bad enough, having an excessive amount of belly fat will block your view to your boner and you won’t even be able to see it!
Does any of this sound appetizing? No, none of it does! So, what you can do is shed the belly fat. And the best way to do that is through working out and cutting back on your calories.
To get the best and fastest results, eat in a time-restricted window such as 8 or 9 hours, and do a combination of weight training and cardiovascular exercise. And for God’s sake, do not eat burritos!!!
Expose yourself…
Get your mind out of the gutter. Expose yourself to the SUN! You may be surprised to find this out, but getting as much of your body exposed to the sun as possible will boost your HGH and testosterone levels.
And honestly, if you live in a concealed area, it IS in your best interest to get your sack exposed to the sun as well. Just don’t burn it to a crisp because you do not want it to shrivel up and fall off.
The goal here is a good 20 minutes of sun exposure. You can simply do this by lying on your back and then your stomach for 20 minutes a day. Or at least, whenever the sun is out.
A final word of advice for HGH and Testosterone
Just in case you DO actually like burritos, there is a healthier route to take. You can make them from scratch at home with low-carb tortillas, lots of vegetables and low amounts of cheese and sauce.
Overall though, follow the advice you were just given and see how well it works. You may find out that a few lifestyle changes is all you ever needed to get your manhood back up to par.
